1d36 totally normal mutations

  1. Bubble Wrap Skin – Your skin changed to liquid filled bubble wrap, when it is scratched or otherwise damaged it breaks and bursts releasing a soup of toxic goo which does 1d6 damage to everyone around you.
  2. Dental Floss Skin – Your skin is made of thick strong strands of dental floss. You may conjure an infinite amount of rope at the cost of 1 HP per meter.
  3. Sewer Mouth – Your mouth is leaking a foul yellow substance. -2 CHA
  4. Grinding Teeth – Can eat anything, but your jaw is constantly hurting
  5. Permanent Straw Hat – Cannot wear any other headgear that doesn’t fit on the straw hat.
  6. Ice goggles – Frozen eye crystals permanently grow around your eyes.In hot areas you get -2 to rolls requiring accuracy, as they start fogging up.
  7. Dairy Queen – Your hair is made out of ice cream.
  8. Lemonhead– You gain a citrussy scent. Also your skin is now porous like the one’s from a lemon.
  9. Frosty Fingers – Your touch deals 1 cold damage every 6 seconds.
  10. Grow Bubble – You grow a waxy bubble around your head. You can breathe underwater.
  11. Ember Eyes – When you hit 0 HP your eyes explode into tiny balls of fire. Deal 2d6 damage to a target of your choice. Also your head explodes.
  12. Slimey Lead – You turn into a mass of black chunky goo. You are immune to magic, but can’t cast spells anymore.
  13. Blooded Claws – As long as you only have 50% or less HP left long red talons grow out of your arms, that can be used as a weapon with 1d10 damage.
  14. Eerie Eyes – Can see in the dark, but only when outside.
  15. Thousand Tongues – You grow 999 very long tongues. You can speak every language.
  16. Shrunken Head – -1Intelligence -1 Wisdom -1 Charisma
  17. Gangrene – Small growths of living rot begin to plague your body. If you ever hit 0 HP you die without a death save.
  18. Lunatic tick– You completely lose the ability to grasp the concept of time.
  19. Mole Gills – You can breathe while buried by dirt or sand.
  20. The Tusk – Your body grows a massive tusk protruding upwards from your chin. Works as an awkward 1d4 weapon. Makes eating a bit harder.
  21. Tunneling Nails – You can dig through solid rock as if it was butter.
  22. Chipmunk Liver – Your hangovers last a week. Poisons have double the effect on you. Eating your liver heals by 1d6 HP.
  23. Ice Bear Liver – You do not get hangovers. Poisons have half their effect on you. Eating your liver instantly kills.
  24. Sunken Face- Your face visibly depresses into your skull. -1 CHA
  25. Hairballs – All hair on your body now grows in orbs.
  26. Flowerdust – You start growing flowers and vines all over your body. This attracts small and big insects, but you get advantage on reaction rolls.
  27. The Stump – You grow a single massive useless hairy foot somewhere that is not your leg.
  28. Cursing Nipples – Your nipples grow mouths, gain conscience, immediately go insane and now start babbling about your bodily functions in the most nonfitting moments.
  29. Unbreakable Bones – Your bones cannot be broken anymore.
  30. Flaming Brain – You can light your head on fire with a thought. Extremely painful.
  31. Hairy Tongue – Existence is pain now.
  32. Giant Stalk – You grow a 5 meter long stalk on your head with a single leaf. Through meditation and paying 100 XP you can grow a fruit that gives the person that eats it 100 XP.
  33. Rib Eye Steak – You find a new best friend that has an abundance of food and is willing to give you a rib eye steak. They might be interested in having a sex with you.
  34. Wicked Head – Your face starts sprouting horns. They can reach 6 meters above you. A wicked head can never get a headjob or something similar.
  35. Giant Liver – π”œπ”¬π”² π”€π”žπ”¦π”« π”ž 𝔳𝔒𝔯𝔢 π”©π”žπ”―π”€π”’ 𝔩𝔦𝔳𝔒𝔯, π”Ÿπ”²π”± 𝔦𝔱 π”₯π”žπ”° π”ž π”Ÿπ”žπ”‘ π”―π”’π”žπ” π”±π”¦π”¬π”« 𝔱𝔬 𝔑𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔀, π”’π”žπ”±π”¦π”«π”€ 𝔬𝔯 𝔒𝔳𝔒𝔫 𝔱𝔬𝔲𝔠π”₯𝔦𝔫𝔀 π”žπ”©π” π”¬π”₯𝔬𝔩. π”œπ”¬π”² π”žπ”©π”°π”¬ π”žπ”―π”’ π”žπ”‘π”‘π”¦π” π”±π”’π”‘ 𝔱𝔬 π”žπ”©π” π”¬π”₯𝔬𝔩 𝔫𝔬𝔴. 𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔰𝔱 𝔢𝔬𝔲 π”€π”žπ”¦π”« +2 𝔱𝔬 ℭ𝔒𝔑 π”Ÿπ”’π” π”žπ”²π”°π”’ 𝔣𝔲𝔠𝔨 𝔢𝔒𝔰 π”€π”¦π”žπ”«π”± 𝔩𝔦𝔳𝔒𝔯, π”Ÿπ”²π”± 𝔦𝔣 𝔢𝔬𝔲 𝔒𝔳𝔒𝔯 𝔱𝔬𝔲𝔠π”₯ π”žπ”©π” π”¬π”₯𝔬𝔩 𝔢𝔬𝔲 𝔀𝔒𝔱 -2 ℭ𝔒𝔑 π”¦π”«π”°π”±π”’π”žπ”‘ 𝔣𝔬𝔯 π”ž 𝔴𝔒𝔒𝔨. π”œπ”¬π”² 𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔑 𝔑𝔒𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔦𝔱𝔒𝔩𝔢 𝔭𝔲𝔫𝔠π”₯ π”ž 𝔀𝔲𝔢 π”₯𝔬𝔩𝔑𝔦𝔫𝔀 π”ž π”ͺπ”²π”€πŸΊ , 𝔦𝔣 𝔫𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔒’𝔰 𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔀.
  36. Snot Goggles – When your nose falls off, you grow extra senses in it’s place which let you perceive all scents from all distances. You need to make your nose fall off first though and it has to do so on its own, no cutting on your part.

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